Video: U.S. soldier in Iraq discusses jihad and the media (coarse language)

United States soldiers, we're dicks.
And terrorists they're pussies.
And pussies don't like dicks because dicks fuck the pussies.
And the media? They're assholes.
And assholes don't like dicks either because dicks sometimes fuck assholes.
So if you assholes don't let us do our jobs and fuck these pussies then we're gonna fuckin' put a jihad on you, too.
Thank you.